A Midsummer Night's Dream a la  Gundam Wing
Act V, Scene 1
The finale
note: Duo is not supposed to be in this scene.  It is supposed to be a soliloquoy by Puck.

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Heero/Puck:  "If we shadows have offended,"

Duo:  "Offended? how could we have offended? they love us, no matter what we do!"

Puck:  (glares at Duo)  "think but this, and all is mended--"

Duo:  "think, think but . . . think butt . . . think this butt . . . " (grins maniacally)

Puck: (mutters) "Hentai"  (normal voice) "That you have but slumb'red here, 
while these visions did appear,"

Duo:  "And oh, god, what visions they were!"

Puck: (grabs Duo's braid) "omae . . . And this weak and idle theme, no more yeilding, 
but a dream,"

Duo:  "A dream? that was one helluva wet dream, then!  /I/ don't wanna wake up!"

Puck: "o . . . Gentles, do not reprehend."

Duo: "Reprehend? is that anything like reprimand? If it involves spanking, Trieze 
will be interested.  Hell, reprehend away, folks!"

Puck: "korosu!"  (realizes he can't pull a gun on Duo, and glares at him in disgust)  
". . . If you pardon, we will mend.  And as I am an honest Puck,"

Duo: (bursts out laughing and falls to floor)  

Puck:  "If we have unearned luck, now to scape the serpent's tongue,"

Duo:  (looks up)  "Tongue?  Heero, I thought we were trying to /end/ this insanity."

Puck:  (rolls his eyes heavenward in frustration)  "We will make amends ere long: Else 
the Puck a liar call."

Duo: "Hn... long as they don't call /me/ a liar!"

Puck: (weary sigh)  "So, good night unto you all.  Give me your hands if we be friends,"

Duo: (leaps up and grabs both Heero/Puck's hands)

Puck: "And Robin shall restore amends."  (tackles Duo and kisses him passionately.)

(The cast appears, couples happily restored.  All bow, and exeunt).

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July 22, 1999  Tavam Shaytar
Standard disclaimer:  characters and Shakespearian lines are not mine. 
Duo's dialogue is.